She: Do you have money?
Her friend: Yup!
She: Can you buy that milk?
Her friend: But you have a £5 note?
She: Yes but the beer is for £4.5 and the milk for £1.7 or something..and I want the beer!
Her friend: Then leave the milk.
She: What about the kids at home???
Her friend: Unbelievable!
Me (With a big huge smile): Do I bill the milk?
Her friend (with a chuckle): Yes....because there are the kids at home!
And in all this while, a third friend of theirs was trying to see if his card fits into the card reading machine, when he was not even buying anything.
And yes all three of them were pretty drunk n tipsy!!